Your support and contributions will enable us to meet our goals and improve the conditions of our church, of our parishioners and of our community. Your generous donation will fund our mission; A faithful family reaching out to serve Christ. We thank you.
Next year, we will no longer be handing out boxes of contribution envelopes. Instead, we will be mailing offering envelopes quarterly to all church members who would like to receive them. Many members now make their offerings through online banking which mails it directly to the church. They no longer need an envelope box. If you do not need envelopes for 2023, please contact Diane Huber or call the church office. Thank You.
Forget your envelope again? Make your life easier, set up a donation through your bank! It's fast! It's free! It's easy! If this is of interest to you, please see Diane Huber (610-217-2605) for more information. It's simple, it can be reoccurring and no more writing checks or trying to find cash!
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
We thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your donation.
What kind of jewelry does the Easter bunny where?
14 carrot gold.
We thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your donation.
Why did Adam and Eve do math every day?
They were told to be fruitful and multiply.
We thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your donation.
Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?
Same reason we sing Hymns instead of Hers!
We thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your donation.
Spring is here...and in God's garden...
Lettuce be kind, squash gossips, and turnip to church!
We thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your donation.
Who was the greatest investor in the Bible?
Noah, he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation!
We thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your donation.
A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question,
"Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"
A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.
"Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked.
"You know...Our Father, who does art in Heaven..."
We thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your donation.
There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
We thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your donation.
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